Sell Your Arizona Home for a Flat $8,500

Local experience. Modern pricing. Real results.

✔ No upfront fees
✔ Full service for $8,500
✔ You keep more of your equity

We only get paid when your home sells.

Why Pay a Percentage-Based Fee?

Most agents charge 2-4% to list your home.

We charge $8,500 flat.

Same exposure. Same buyers. Same outcome.

No tricks. No reduced service. Just a smarter way to sell.

You just keep more money.

If your home sells for $500,000:

Percentage-based listing fee (example 3%): $15,000

Shebang Realty Flat Fee: $8,500

You Keep: $6,500!

*** NO upfront listing fees. We get paid at closing ***

The $8,500 Full Service Package

⬆️ (Who you’ll actually be working with) ⬆️

Work Directly With Mike & Michelle (From Start to Finish)

We’re a husband-and-wife team based right here in the West Valley, and when you work with us, you work directly with us.

No hand-offs. No assistants. No big team.

Just clear communication, honest guidance, and hands-on support from listing to closing.

We’ve helped hundreds of Arizona homeowners navigate real estate for over two decades, and we built Shebang Realty to give sellers a smarter way to sell.

✔ Local to the West Valley
✔ Hands-on from start to finish
✔ Full-service support for a flat $8,500

We only get paid when your home sells.

What Sellers Are Saying

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Mike and Michelle do a fantastic job!! No one will help you more or care more for the home you are buying or selling. They both helped me tremendously with the sale of my home while I was overseas. They made everything so easy for me!! Plus they are just great people, I highly recommend working with Mike and Michelle if you want to buy or sell a home!!!
-Jacob, Goodyear, AZ
Seller
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Mike and Michelle are great! They made the process of purchasing and selling our home much easier than expected. With my wife and I being first time home buyers/sellers, we had many questions and concerns but Mike and Michelle were right there to help us. They're very understanding, patient and pleasant to work with!
-Bradley, Avondale, AZ
Buyer | Seller
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Not only did Shebang Realty do an awesome job as our property managers, but they helped us sell our house! We are in Germany and had a super easy time dealing with everything. Very impressed with Michelle’s customer service and professionalism! Thank you for everything!
-Justin, Surprise, AZ
Seller

✔ No upfront fees
✔ Full service for $8,500
✔ You keep more of your equity

How It Works:

1. Book a Call

We walk through your home and goals

2. List your home

We handle everything start to finish

3. Sell & Keep More

Full service without the percentage-based hit

We only get paid when your home sells.

⬇️ Let's See If this makes sense for you ⬇️

Shebang Realty is a great fit for sellers who:

✅ Want to keep more of their equity

✅ Want full-service representation without a percentage-based listing fee

✅ Value transparency and clear communication

Shebang Realty may not be the best fit if you:

❌ Prefer a percentage-based commission model

❌ Expect open houses as the primary strategy

❌ Want minimal involvement in pricing decisions

Everything You’re Probably Wondering (Answered)

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

Q: Is this limited service?

No. We provide full-service representation from listing to closing, including marketing, negotiation, contract management, and closing coordination.

There is no catch. We believe the percentage-based listing model is outdated. Our goal is to provide the same level of service we expect ourselves, with transparent pricing and a more efficient approach.

We operate a lean, efficient business with clear systems, transparent pricing, and a focus on delivering value without unnecessary overhead.

Our listing fee is paid at closing. There are no upfront listing fees.

No. Real estate commissions are not fixed and can vary depending on the agent, brokerage, and agreement.

Our model is simple: we offer full-service listing support for a flat $8,500.

We use Aligned to ensure every showing is scheduled, tracked, and secure. We also use a Supra lockbox with a CBS (Call Before Showing) code so no agent can access your home without approval.

Yes. Buyer agent compensation is separate and always negotiable as part of the offer process.

Yes. You are free to use any vendor you choose. Our preferred vendors are simply professionals we trust and have negotiated pricing with.

Yes. We provide weekly updates with showing activity, agent feedback, and market insights including new listings, pending homes, and recent sales.

We provide data-driven pricing strategies based on comparable sales, market trends, and current competition.

Most homes can be listed within a few days once photos and preparation are complete.

We will work with you to adjust pricing, marketing strategy, and positioning to improve results. We only get paid when your home sells.

No. We do not receive referral fees or kickbacks from vendors. Any savings we negotiate are passed directly to you.

Yes. We help buyers at all stages, including first-time buyers, investors, relocations, and military transitions, using a flat-fee approach whenever possible.

Yes. We work with investors and 1031 exchanges, and we also offer property management for a hands-off ownership experience.

Yes. We have extensive short sale experience, and Michelle is a Certified Distressed Property Expert. We guide you through the entire process.

Yes. We actively market listings across YouTube and social media platforms to increase exposure and attract more buyers.

Yes. We meet in person, provide staging guidance, and help prepare your home for market.

Yes, with your approval. We will explain dual agency if applicable and always prioritize your best interests.

No. We focus on targeted marketing instead. Open houses are often used by agents to find buyers, not to sell your home.

Yes. Optional upgrades include professional video tours, 3D Matterport tours, twilight photography, social media advertising boosts, and dedicated property websites.

Yes. You can cancel at any time. However, any agreed-upon marketing costs that we paid on your behalf must be reimbursed prior to cancellation.

Yes. We hold multiple certifications including ABR, SFR, MRP, CDPE, ePro, and staging certification, along with extensive real-world experience.

We communicate based on your preference — text, phone, email, or a combination.

We are based in Surprise, Arizona and have lived in the West Valley since 2001.

Michelle Kemper is the designated broker and co-owner of Shebang Realty. She has been licensed since 2002 and previously worked as a loan officer for over 12 years, giving her a deep understanding of both real estate and financing. Michelle specializes in guiding clients through the entire transaction with a focus on strategy, negotiation, and communication.

Mike Kemper is a co-owner of Shebang Realty and a U.S. Air Force veteran. After serving at Luke Air Force Base, he transitioned into real estate and later became a licensed loan originator and mortgage broker. Today, Mike focuses on marketing, strategy, and client experience, bringing a strong background in leadership, communication, and service.

Yes. We offer a 25% referral fee to licensed real estate agents who refer clients to Shebang Realty. We handle the entire transaction from start to finish.

Ready to See What This Looks Like for Your Home?

We’ll walk through your situation and show you exactly how much you could save.

No pressure. No obligation.